419 Scam

"I am Lupul Dragomir, attorney to the late Count Vlad SexGod of Romania...."

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The Girl of Flesh

"It is a tale they tell of the clockwork worlds, where the sun and planets and the starry firmament swing around the earth on titanic gears of brass and steel, like an immense orrey. The music of their turning, tooth ringing on tooth, ratchets ticking and chains clanking, fills the universe with harmonious and mathematical sound, and delights the clockwork citizens of the earth..."

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Clockwork Dragons Must Die!

"It chanced that the town of Gearwyk was troubled by the appearance of a clockwork dragon. Ever and anon the great worm swooped over the town's houses and parks, her fiery breath melting the painted tin trees and the mechanical songbirds that nested in them, blackening the buildings with soot, scattering the clockwork citizens to cower in their houses..."

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